Short-arm Quilter, remember this?

This is one of those things I “bookmarked from back in the day before I used Pinterest or blogged .  Do you remember it???

QuiltersWarehouse.com ran this waaay back on April 1st, 2008, but it is worth pulling out again for a laugh, don’t you think??

Here is an exert, but go HERE to read it all:

Can't afford a long arm quilting machine? Want that hand quilted look with out spending all the time? The short-arm QUILTER is for you. This machine can hand quilt a king size quilt in minutes at over 3.5 sps (stitches per second).

Adjustable built in stitch regulator determines the stitch length between each stitch. Choose from these 5 settings:
Import . . . 2 stitches per inch
10ft test . . 6 stitches per inch
Grandma. . 8 stitches per inch
Amish . . . 12 stitches per inch
Husband . . Inconsistent

Robbie